5 Common Illuminati Symbols (And Why Not To Worry)

On May 30, 2014 by Tim Newman
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First off, here’s a recap of my stance on Illuminati theories and conspiracies that abound: there is a shadowy elite that controls the world, they’re called politicians, oil barons and the rich. Are...

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BBC “Normalizes” Chemtrails In Wimbledon Advert

On May 14, 2014 by Tim Newman
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I had a brief wander through the bowels of some Illuminati “whistle blower” sites this morning to see what fresh guff was being fretted over. I came across yet another American site having...

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Loch Ness Monster: Latest News

On May 2, 2014 by Tim Newman
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Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster? If you’re anything like me you’ll say out loud “not really… but it might be possible I suppose” and inside your tiny brain your neurons will...

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BBC Promotes Illuminati Mind Control Via Match Of The Day

On April 30, 2014 by Tim Newman
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I don’t really watch a lot of sports myself, but I’ve heard that quite a few people do partake in the watching of good old “kick ball” so I thought I should let...

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MSG: Is It So Bad?

On April 23, 2014 by Tim Newman
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MSG (Monosodium Glutamate) has been vilified for decades. This tiny molecule was, for a while at least, derided as the most sinister chemical on earth. You might have noticed it’s not mentioned so...

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Baphomet: Who Is He? An Illuminati Guide

On April 6, 2014 by Tim Newman
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Who is Baphomet? And why is he mentioned so regularly in conjunction with pop culture? In this article we uncover the ancient history of Baphomet and ask why he’s cropping up so much these days. We...

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Illuminati Symbolism: A Photo Collection

On March 9, 2014 by Tim Newman
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I found a website today called Vigilant Citizen, it’s pretty funny. The site’s tag line is “symbols rule the world, not words, nor laws” so you can probably already gather what their vibe...

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Rick Ross’ Responds To Illuminati Claims

On March 9, 2014 by Tim Newman
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Rick Ross is a fella who has been steeped in controversy and drama for years. It’s worked out well for him though and his music career is booming. So you know what that means...

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God Re-descends On Same-Sex Marriage With 100 Mph Winds

On February 18, 2014 by Danielle Nightingale
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Reports came in today that God remains unhappy with the unchanged laws on same-sex marriages, sending a torrent of 100 mph winds towards the UK in a display of retribution. Experts from the...

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Beyoncé = Illuminati (FACT)

On February 9, 2014 by Tim Newman
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It’s been a while since I ousted a hideous member of the glittering pop elite as an Illuminati wench. So here I am back in the saddle amusing myself with the ridiculous. The...

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