MALMESBURY: THE MOST HEAVY METAL TOWN IN ENGLAND

On December 14, 2011 by lazerhorse

What is the most heavy metal town in England? The answer is simple: Malmesbury. Yes, Malmesbury in Wiltshire. Ever been? No, me neither, but it is technically the most Heavy Metal place you’ll...

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iPHONE HEADPHONES ARE A JOKE

On December 13, 2011 by lazerhorse

Today I have gone out of my wayto slag off Apple. Why? Because they made me swear out doors in public yesterday and that’s not something I like to make a habit of. It’s...

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GIG REVIEW: THE REPEAT PRESCRIPTIONS

GIG REVIEW: THE REPEAT PRESCRIPTIONS

On November 20, 2011 by lazerhorse

I used to live round the corner from the horse and groom but I never went in there, not once. We called it the doom and gloom. In all honesty I am frightened...

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CAUTIONHORSES/ RAGWEED/ TOE…………….. gig review

CAUTIONHORSES/ RAGWEED/ TOE…………….. gig review

On October 23, 2011 by lazerhorse

So. This is the first time I have been asked by someone to come along and review a gig. I got free entry and a free pint. I am now technically a semi-pro writer. BANG!...

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GIG REVIEW: Fat Bicth/ 72% Morrisey/ Unicorndad VRS Robodad

On September 10, 2011 by lazerhorse

Last night I went and watched the chaps named above playing just for us at Brighton Electric Studios. Despite spending most of my time and money rehearsing there over the last 8 years I’d never...

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DEAD EXISTENCE/ SLABDRAGGER/ HELLISH FLAVOURS GIG REVIEW

On September 6, 2011 by lazerhorse

Another enchanting evening at the Green Door Store’s Metal Monday Fandango. Lucky me, and lucky everyone else who was there too. HELLISH FLAVOURS 1st up was a two piece called Hellish Flavours who...

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HEROES: Trueman Sparks From Fandango

On August 3, 2011 by lazerhorse

If you haven’t seen the film Fandango, watch it. Truman Sparks, played by Marvin J. McIntyre is the star of the show. The film is one of Kevin Costner’s early works, but don’t...

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Archaeoptryx & Mesohippus

On July 7, 2011 by lazerhorse

I like Dinosaurs and ancient beasts, you’d be an idiot not to. I enjoy thinking about their lumbering frames smashing through the trees and I like to imagine the huge raucous noises that...

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Here’s Some Pretty Cool Balloon Art

On June 30, 2011 by lazerhorse

Balloons have never held much fascination for me to be honest. I hate the sound of them inflating, I detest the squeaky sound they make as they are manhandled by children, and I...

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An Innovative Relaxation Technique: The Scenic Wee

On May 2, 2011 by lazerhorse

Sometimes we all struggle to relax, we have things on our mind that we can’t shift. Whether it’s an impending sense of doom due to another day at the office, or an unrelenting...

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