10 Completely Useless Websites

On May 10, 2014 by Lazer Horse

Pointless Internet

You might argue that this website you’re reading now is completely useless, I would be inclined to agree. So please don’t imagine that I’m on my high horse here. The internet is often a palace of wonder and knowledge, but more often it’s a den of iniquity and/or oddities.

Here are a few sites that are pointless for pointless’ sake. And I applaud them for that.

GO!:

1) Eel Slap

If you’re feeling grouchy and want to wack your partner/boss/family member/dog in the face with a wet fish but don’t have enough money to buy a fish or the guts to actually go through with it:

EEL SLAP

2) Partridge Gets Lucky

Here’s one that works whether you’re feeling happy OR sad:

PARTRIDGE GETS LUCKY

3) RRR GGG BBB

Are you a budding musician that gets confused by the sheer number of buttons on a keyboard? Do you yearn to be a guitarist but fear the insufferably large number of variations of finger positions? Well here’s where to start. Get your volume up guys and gals:

RRR GGG BBB

4) Move Now Think Later

Wanna play a game without actually doing anything?:

MOVE NOW THINK LATER

5) MANGO

Are you down with a bit of French humour?:

MANGO

6) SANGER

Dog lover?:

SANGER

7) KOALAS TO THE MAX

Dot lover?:

KOALAS TO THE MAX

8) GRANDPANOCLOTHES

This one is very simple, but I’m not sure how effective it is:

GRANDPANOCLOTHES

9) BLUE BALL MACHINE

I pretty much got hypnotised for 10 minutes staring into this madness:

BLUE BALL MACHINE

10) BEESBEESBEES

We’ll end with some enchanting celebratory celebrity terror:

BEESBEESBEES

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