I posted an article about the mysterious death of Elisa Lam a few weeks back, if you missed it here’s a brief recap: Elisa was a Canadian student who was found dead in a massive water tank on top of Cecil Hotel in downtown LA in February 2013. The case has an air of mystery to it for many reasons; there’s a weird video of her in a lift the night before she died, the roof and the water butt are alarmed, yet she managed to get in there and be dead for three days before being found. She was naked but her clothes weren’t found. Here’s a link to the original article for all of the deets:
My old school pal and full time realist, Stuart, has the best and most plausible theory of what happened:
The janitor or whoever had forgotten to alarm the roof and the water tower. Elisa Lam was suffering a mental breakdown and got onto the roof. In her maddened state she went in for a swim and drowned. Later the janitor realised he had left the roof unlocked and un-alarmed so went up there, cleared away the clothes, locked up the water container and locked the door behind him to cover his arse.
That’s possibly what happened, but I suppose we’ll never know unless the janitor or security chap comes forward.
But, as with anything faintly mysterious (or not mysterious at all) the conspiracy gang will make up some Illuminati based jazz to go along with it. This is a good one, you’ll like this, it’s split into a few different topics so here we go:
TB is currently making a bit of a come back in the downtown LA tramp population. Experts are worried it might start being a real problem again. Around the time of Elisa’s death there was a well reported outbreak in the vicinity of the Cecil Hotel. OK, so where’s the connection? Well, here’s the name of a new TB diagnosis test – LAM-ELISA. Yeah! That kind of is a pretty cool coincidence. But what would be the point of that? Well the argument is that the government/Illuminati/new world order/masons are trying to cover up the TB problem.
Now, call me a negative ninny but that doesn’t make very much sense. News sites and papers were running with the TB stories as well as the Elisa Lam case so it didn’t work. And the TB problem is being addressed, so why should it be hidden? And on top of that, what a totally bizarre way of covering something up?
Dark Water – Film
This is another pretty cool coincedence, and I say conincidence because that’s all it is. In 2005 a Japanese horror film called Dark Water was remade for American audiences and it included a malfunctioning lift and a girl being found dead in a water tank on top of an apartment block.
The people in the block complained of getting ‘black water’ out of their taps, just as the residents at the Cecil Hotel had before her body was found. Pretty weird huh? The daughter in the film was called Cecilia (like the Cecil Hotel yeah?).
What is possible, is that Elisa did see the film and in her mentally sensitive state decided to act it out, or was subliminally inspired by it. Who knows. Another thing to point out is that there are quite a lot of movies, and so there’s a massive range of scenarios that have been played out on the silver screen. Are we really saying that Hollywood preempts murders? Or plans them?
Before Elisa’s untimely death she tweeted a Huffington Post article about a Canadian company who have got Pentagon funding to work on cloaking devices to make military men and armoury invisible. How does this link in? Well, she was apparently talking to someone that we couldn’t see when she was in the elevator (for the video click on my original article link above). Maybe she knew too much? Or maybe she was mental and talking to thin air?
Aleister Crowley? How has he got involved. Well, I shall tell you. He wrote a poem when he stayed at the Cecil Hotel about Jeptha who was a judge of Israel that sacrificed his own daughter. His daughter was called Seila – an anagram of…. you guessed it! ELISA!
The conspiracy nuts love anagrams, but I don’t know why? If they are alluding to something, why not just use the same word, or if they have jumbled up the letters to try and hide the connection it’s a pretty rubbish way of doing it. Eight-year-olds enjoy anagrams, not heads of the shadowy elite.
Here’s a couple of lines of the Crowley poem that are supposedly “connected” to her death:
“Let my LAMp, at midnight hour
BEEN SEEN IN SOME HIGHLY TOWER
HER MANSION IN THE FLESHY NOOK”
Convinced? Crowley is also supposed to have met with an inter-dimensional entity called, you got it – LAM.
The Bible Connection
In the video of her last moments in the lift, Elisa pushes buttons apparently at random. Internet nerds like a challenge and have decided that the numbers she pressed are 14, 10, 7, 4, B. Now, I highly doubt that they could get that spot on from the grainy low grade video. But lets suspend our disbelief for a little longer. Here are some corresponding verses from the book of John:
(John 4:7) A woman from Samaria came to draw water. Jesus said to her “Give me a drink” For his disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.
(John 4:10) Jesus answered and said to her, “If you knew the gift of god, and who it is who says to you, ‘Give Me a drink,’ you would have asked Him, and He would have given you living water.
(John 4:14) but whoever drinks of the water that I shall give him will never thirst. But the water that I shall give him will become in him a fountain of water springing up into everlasting life.”
Soooooo…? I don’t feel I really need to do any debunking of this flimsy bit of flim flam, but just FYI, the NIV bible uses the word “water” in 617 verses.
I think the author is confused. He thinks the death was a cover up of a TB scare and also that Elisa Lam was some kind of sacrifice to someone for some reason that remains unstated. I’m as confused as you…. if you’d like more confusing Illuminati stuff go here: