Hailu Mergia: Another African Musical Gem

On May 14, 2014 by Danielle Nightingale
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In response to Mr. Lazerhorse’s bigging up of William Onyeabor, I thought I’d give a few props to my own fave African musician who has also made it from the continent’s rich musical...

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God Re-descends On Same-Sex Marriage With 100 Mph Winds

On February 18, 2014 by Danielle Nightingale
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Reports came in today that God remains unhappy with the unchanged laws on same-sex marriages, sending a torrent of 100 mph winds towards the UK in a display of retribution. Experts from the...

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Brighton, UK – Twenty-something, middle class male finds news

On January 29, 2014 by Danielle Nightingale
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Reports have surfaced from late last night and first thing this morning of a twenty-something male from affluent parentage discovering the news.  A local official said “this is just another yuppie kid with...

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Sergeant Blackman: “Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil”

On December 7, 2013 by Danielle Nightingale
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A recent fixture in the news-media has been the royal marine who murdered a wounded Taliban prisoner at point-blank range in Afghanistan.  Before emptying one off into the suspected insurgent’s chest, Sergeant Blackman...

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