Elisa Lam Illuminati Conspiracy Theories

On November 16, 2013 by Lazer Horse

Cloaking Device

Elisa Lam - Illuminati Conspiracy - Cloaking Device Tweet

Before Elisa’s untimely death she tweeted a Huffington Post article about a Canadian company who have got Pentagon funding to work on cloaking devices to make military men and armoury invisible. How does this link in? Well, she was apparently talking to someone that we couldn’t see when she was in the elevator (for the video click here). Maybe she knew too much? Or maybe she was mental and talking to thin air?

Aleister Crowley

Elisa Lam - Illuminati Conspiracy - Aleister Crowley Link

Aleister Crowley? How has he got involved? Well, I shall tell you. He wrote a poem when he stayed at the Cecil Hotel about Jeptha who was a judge of Israel that sacrificed his own daughter. His daughter was called Seila – an anagram of…. you guessed it! ELISA!

The conspiracy nuts love anagrams, but I don’t know why? If they are alluding to something, why not just use the same word? Or, if they have jumbled up the letters to try and hide the connection it’s a pretty rubbish way of doing it. Eight-year-olds enjoy anagrams, not heads of the shadowy elite.

Here’s a couple of lines of the Crowley poem that are supposedly “connected” to her death:

“Let my LAMp, at midnight hour

BEEN SEEN IN SOME HIGHLY TOWER

HER MANSION IN THE FLESHY NOOK”

Convinced? Crowley is also supposed to have met with an inter-dimensional entity called, you got it – LAM.

The Bible Connection

Elisa Lam - Illuminati Conspiracy - Button Panel Elevator Cecil Hotel

In the video of her last moments in the lift, Elisa pushes buttons apparently at random. Internet nerds like a challenge and have decided that the numbers she pressed are 14, 10, 7, 4, B. Now, I highly doubt that they could get that spot on from the grainy low grade video. But lets suspend our disbelief for a little longer. Here are some corresponding verses from the book of John:

(John 4:7) A woman from Samaria came to draw water. Jesus said to her “Give me a drink” For his disciples had gone away into the city to buy food.

(John 4:10) Jesus answered and said to her, “If you knew the gift of god, and who it is who says to you, ‘Give Me a drink,’ you would have asked Him, and He would have given you living water.

(John 4:14) but whoever drinks of the water that I shall give him will never thirst. But the water that I shall give him will become in him a fountain of water springing up into everlasting life.”

Soooooo…? I don’t feel I really need to do any debunking of this flimsy bit of flim flam, but just FYI, the NIV bible uses the word “water” in 617 verses.

Conclusion

I think the author is confused. He thinks the death was a cover up of a TB scare and also that Elisa Lam was some kind of sacrifice to someone for some reason that remains unstated. I’m as confused as you…. if you’d like more confusing Illuminati stuff go here:

TUPAC AND THE ILLUMINATI

JAY Z AND THE ILLUMINATI

AMY WINEHOUSE AND THE ILLUMINATI

NICKI MINAJ AND THE ILLUMINATI

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