This is an old clip, so apologies if you’ve seen it before, I only just found it whilst searching for that ABC news reporter who drew a winky on air. Anyway, it’s great, he’s reporting on a Canadian brown finch infestation and a bird poos on his shoulder.
He takes the initial bombardment in a jovial fashion before making the mistake of looking up with his mouth open. The bird isn’t going to miss an opportunity like that is he? Ignore an open goal? No sir, both barrels, direct hit on his uvula.
As is often the case with these videos, it’s not what the animal has done, it’s how the human reacts to it that makes it so great.