Suggestive Logos Award
For my first ever post I thought long and hard about what to write about. I considered unravelling probability theory, or perhaps a searingly insightful piece about transgender people in India. But I settled on writing about the best phallic company logos in the world.
I have listed my favourite few and of course given them marks for phallicity (possibly not a real word but it should be). If you need more, there are plenty out there…
Pizza Wang
Pros: nicely subtle but worth it when you find it
Cons: may be too subtle for some
Phallus points: 20
Syrupy Goodness
Pros: the innocence is astounding
Cons: it makes me feel too peckish
Phallus points: 86
Japanese Multiway
Pros: nice colours
Cons: hard to know exactly what’s going on here but it looks like fun
Phallus points: 30
A-Style
Pros: eye-catching colours
Cons: a bit serious
Phallus points: 60
Kudawara Pharmacy
Pros: Simple, clean lines
Cons: I don’t like the colour
Phallus points: 74
Decibel
Pros: great font
Cons: almost too phallic to be true
Phallus points: 66
Ginger Top
Who: Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies
Pros: everything
Cons: none
Phallus points: 70
Mega Flicks
Pros: it’s just so very, very bold
Cons: there’s nothing suggestive about it at all
Phallus points: 37
Islam
Pros: classy and nice to see some women parts getting involved
Cons: phallic AND booby – could be confusing
Phallus points: 75
more japes overleaf…
