RECIPE: Killer Fruity Scotch Bonnet Chilli Sauce

On September 28, 2013 by Tim Newman

This year we’ve grown some scotch bonnets and naga ghost chillis. Thanks to my unerring self doubt I imagined that the plants we’d grown would produce between 0 and 3 chilli peppers. And...

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Our Queen Defiled In Berkshire Garden

On April 20, 2013 by Tim Newman

I’m no royalist. I find it difficult to really care about a family that’s famous and rich because of the womb they fell out of. I don’t hate them either, though. How can...

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Man Buys Ferret Instead Of Poodle: A MEDIA FRENZY ANALYSIS

On April 11, 2013 by Tim Newman

You’ve probably already heard this story 4 or 5 times, but in case you missed it, here are the bones; it’s very simple: A BLOKE FROM BUENOS AIRES THOUGHT HE WAS BUYING POODLES,...

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