Animals Wearing Jumpers

On October 19, 2013 by Lazer Horse

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Some of you may have seen my recent post about penguins wearing jumpers. The penguins were wearing jumpers because they were victims of a horrific oil spill. The following critters have no such defense.

This post is as trite as they come. It’s pictures of animals wearing jumpers. Full stop. I was searching for images of penguins wearing jumpers and I found so many animals wearing clothes I nearly puked. So I thought, well, if this is popular let’s get involved, so I have.

Many people will look at these images and think “OMG these guys are sooooo cute. LOL”. Personally I think they all look like idiots. Their stupid sub-human brains looking at the camera going “when are you feeding me next? I am so hot. Can I have some water? Why are you laughing?” So it’s not really their fault. Stupid humans and their anthropomorphism all the frigging time. We are the real idiots here.

Anyway. Here they are. I think this is an aardvark. Is it real or imagined?:

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Stupid cats.

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Chickens are stupider than humans. Can you even believe that?

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Dogs used to be wolves. Now they are stupid. When you domesticate an animal it becomes dull in the brain case. Or in some cases smart in the brain case. But normally duller. I am fully domesticated. Just look at camels.

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Ferrets rip the faces off of rabbits. I don’t begrudge them their fun. We all eat meat don’t we? We use a knife and fork though. These guys just rip into their faces with their teeth and claws. It saves on the washing up.

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Guinea pigs don’t actually exist in the wild. They are not related to pigs. They are not from New Guinea, or old Guinea for that matter. So do they even exist other than in a twisted human state of parallel existence? Yes they do. But they are pointless.

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Poor lizard.

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Swine flu.

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Stegatortoise.

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Triceradog

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This guy ain’t wearing a jumper. He’s wearing troosers and shoes, and it gave me a big LOL. Donkeys are so thick they don’t even know they are born. FACT.

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Bye.

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