Mosh Pit Simulator Creates A Dystopian Zombie Fight

Some time ago, I posted an article here about a mosh pit simulator. It was a fascinating but sensible affair, created for scientific purposes as part of a proper, grown-up thesis.

However, the mosh pit generator I bring before you today seems to serve no such weighty purpose.

A guy called Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski) decided to make a mosh pit simulator for his own gratification; I think that’s why he did it any way.

It really doesn’t matter why he did it, it’s the results that count. And I think you’ll like the results, I really do.

He created a monster… well, a load of them. Check these out:

I wanted to make a mosh pit simulator but it turned out really creepy! pic.twitter.com/CiTL8mZ6y0 — Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski) April 13, 2016

And, it only gets worse:

My moshpit sim seems to be getting somewhere after all 🙂 pic.twitter.com/hFeFZge1kW

— Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski) April 14, 2016

And worse:

I have no idea what I’m doing. pic.twitter.com/lPZIbKf4db — Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski) April 14, 2016

And some more worse:  

It’s like wild west! They forgot horses (also, pants), but it’s fine! pic.twitter.com/BUfHug2gG7

— Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski) April 14, 2016

And…

I’m pretty sure they’re all sentient by now. pic.twitter.com/MwCk2sx8AY — Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski) April 14, 2016

And, the crown of horns glory:

Team Creepy Human blasting off again… ✧ pic.twitter.com/PyiqXZRIyB

— Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski) April 14, 2016

Stay away from computers, kids.

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