Intergrooming Is The The Anti-Crufts

On March 9, 2013 by lazerhorse

Crufts is a funny business isn’t it? Lots of dogs all groomed to high heaven and proud people who care more about their dog than their own personal hygiene.  I have nothing against dog...

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Gordon “Moron” Ramsay Watches Woman Rub Chilli In Her Eyes

On August 15, 2012 by lazerhorse

In Brighton there’s a restaurant called “Burger Off;” they claim to produce the spiciest burger in the world. I’m sure that’s an arguable title, but, I gave it a go and, yes, it is hot....

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Montauk Monster of Plum Island: The Mystery Deepens

On July 30, 2012 by lazerhorse

We all love a nice X-Files type mystery to get our blood fizzing and the Montauk Monster is a Cryptozoologist’s wet nightmare. The Montauk Monster tales come from a facility, lovingly named Plum Island Animal Disease Center, just off the coast...

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Suicide….. What Country Does It Most, Why and When

On July 19, 2012 by lazerhorse

Suicide and all of the poor desperate people that sink in her. In fact around 1,000,000 souls sink in her per year, that’s one every 40 seconds or so, a figure which is...

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ALBUM REVIEW: Theo Giann – George’s Town

On July 4, 2012 by lazerhorse

I generally listen to music that’s horrible, I’m not entirely sure why I have always been drawn to the dark side, but I am, and that’s OK. But I was given this album...

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VIDEO: SANDWICH COMPETITION 2012

On June 7, 2012 by lazerhorse

I was the luckiest tramp in the world to be given the honour of playing the role of meat judge for the second year running. And on top of that wonderful waistcoat of...

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ANACONDAS RECORDING: POST SCRIPT

On May 15, 2012 by lazerhorse

As I mentioned in the last post, during recording the boredom set in at some stages so we had to make our own “fun.” Here is the jingle for the supermarket, produced for...

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Anacondas – Sub Contra Blues – Vocal Recording Session Part 3

On May 10, 2012 by lazerhorse

Ok. Last day of Anacondas – Sub Contra Blues vocals. Bit more chilled today, we’ve done the lions share of the work now so there’s a tidy party vibe gwan. We all arrived...

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Anacondas Vocal Recording Session – Sub Contra Blues – Part 2

On May 7, 2012 by lazerhorse

Welcome back to the 100% professionaly writen vocal recording blog. Anacondas are back in the studio tightening their lungs for the sake of art i.e. Sub Contra Blues. The blog was written as...

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Anacondas Vocal Recording Session At Brighton Electric – Sub Contra Blues #1

On May 7, 2012 by lazerhorse

I’m recording with my hit, slunge band today. We are called Anacondas. We’ve already managed to cobble the music together and done some of the vox but over the next week we will endeavor to finish...

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