Badly Thought Through LinkedIn Profile Pics

On May 30, 2014 by Tim Newman

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - 1800s

LinkedIn is horrible, it reminds me of work. I’m not enjoying writing this. So I’ll make it brief. I found a bunch of LinkedIn profile pictures that made me either squeal with delight or horror so thought I’d pass them on. If they were Facebook profile pics it wouldn’t be so funny, but these people are apparently touting for business, so it makes them a bit more special.

I’ve got a LinkedIn account myself but I’m not too sure why? No good seems to have come from it and I see no hope that it ever will. LinkedIn feels like it’s just a swarm of jazzy professional business plums either jazzing each other off or pouting for likes. I don’t know, I guess I’m not the demographic… Here you go:

Cheating… this was defo not taken recently…

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - 1970s

Profesh?:

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - business centric

This guys said this about himself:

CEO & Chief Excitement Officer! at Ways of Work and Wellbeing (WoWW!).

Plum

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - CEO & Chief Excitement Officer! at Ways of Work and Wellbeing (WoWW!)

The next lady claims she’s this:

Creator Of Visions / Professional Speaker / Certified Laughter Yoga Leader / Therapeutic Clown.

I know this sounds dark, and I feel bad for saying it, please don’t hate me… but I bet she ends up killing herself.

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - Creator Of Visions - Professional Speaker - Certified Laughter Yoga Leader - Therapeutic Clown

Business first, flowers later lady…

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - flower lover

“Independent Entertainment Professional”:

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - Independent Entertainment Professional

IT (Obvs):

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - IT

There is such a thing as too much confidence. You’re not friggin’ James Bond mate…

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - jet setter

I bet he’s a pirate in his spare time… or maybe he’s a professional pirate?

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - pirate

Books

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - relaxed but business focused

Now, this next one didn’t make me laugh. It made me want to be his friend. You know for a fact he has some stories to tell…

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - saving the world

THOUGHTFUL #1

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - thoughtful 2

THOUGHTFUL #2

LinkedIn Profile Funny Weird - thoughtful

Send me a link to your LinkedIn account so I can laugh at you too please.

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