Seamore The Screaming Seal

Who’s this Seamore the screaming seal then? I dunno. I don’t know where he lives or what his favourite band is or anything. I just know that he enjoys making a really weird noise. Very unseal-like indeed.

He’s obviously in some kind of aquarium type place, which means he’s had screaming kids gorping at him every day for years. If I was gorped at all the live long day I would probably start screaming too. And I probably wouldn’t stop screaming until they all went away. The tactic hasn’t worked for him though, he’s still getting gorped at, hard.

Funny though: