Worst Martial Arts Demo Ever?

Now I’m not saying I could smash a bit of wood with my fist or foot, but if I was going to attempt it in front of a crowd of eager onlookers I’d make sure I’d practiced good and hard before the time came.

The video below stars a Scottish fella having a bash at kicking and punching his way through a small bit of wood. He attempts it multiple times but succeeds just the once, and when he eventually does succeed he makes a little girl cry thanks to a maverick splinter.

Keep practicing buddy: