Jogger Repeatedly Poos In Stranger’s Garden In Nob Hill

On July 23, 2013 by Tim Newman

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I’m only covering this “news” item so I can enjoy that title on screen, in a large font, for the world to share. Simple enough story really, some poor chap who is doubly unfortunate: he lives in a place called Nob Hill, New Mexico and is visited regularly by a female jogger that poos in his yard.

This desperate man also uses the phrase “malicious faecal distribution” which is newsworthy in itself.

Ahhh…. humans…. I won’t bother writing anything about it, just watch the video, they’ll tell you all about it. My fingers are sore any way…

 

 

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