List Of Things The Daily Mail Says Will Give You Cancer
The Daily Mail – the scourge of middle England. Most people know that they are tirelessly dedicated to misrepresenting science and major in scaremongering. The following list has been posted up by others, but I think it is well worth sharing again. Plus, I am adding to it regularly as I see more items added to the Daily Mail’s cacophonous catalogue.
The list is a good visual representation of their way of thinking — fear makes money. It is a collection of all of the things that the Daily Mail have claimed cause cancer.
It’s completely mad; if you followed this list to the letter you would be very hungry and bored. The sheer scope and idiocy of this list makes me laugh and cry with gusto.
However, it is worth noting that some of the entries are backed up by scientific fact. It’s just a shame that the vast majority are fear-stoking exaggerations and lies.
(Last updated 31st December 2018)
- AGE
- AIR POLLUTION
- AIR TRAVEL
- ALCOHOL
- ALLERGIES
- ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS
- ARTIFICIAL LIGHT
- ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS
- ASBESTOS
- ASPIRI
- BABIES
- BABY BOTTLES
- BABY FOOD
- BACON
- BAD BACK
- BAD BREATH
- BARBEQUES
- BEEF
- BEER
- BEING A BLACK PERSON
- BEING A BLACK PERSON AGAIN
- BEING A WOMAN
- BEING A MAN
- BEING SOUTHERN
- BEING TALL
- BISCUITS
- BLOWJOBS
- BOTTLING UP EMOTIONS
- BRAS
- BREAD
- BREAKFAST CEREAL
- NOT BREAST FEEDING
- BREAST IMPLANTS
- BREATHING
- BROKEN HEARTS
- BUBBLE BATH
- BURGERS
- CAFFINE
- CALCUIM
- CANDLE-LIT DINNERS
- CANNED FOOD
- CARBOHYDRATES
- CARS
- CELL PHONES
- CEREAL
- CHEESE
- CHICKEN
- CHILDLESSNESS
- CHILDREN
- CHILDREN’S FOOD
- CHILLIS
- CHINESE MEDICINE
- CHIPS
- CHIPS AGAIN
- CHLORINE
- CHOCOLATE
- CHOCOLATE BISCUITS
- CITY LIVING
- CLIMATE CHANGE
- COCA COLA
- COD LIVER OIL
- COFFEE
- CONSTAPATION
- CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS
- COOKING
- CORDLESS PHONES
- CRAYONS
- CRISPS
- CURRY
- DEODRANT
- DIETING
- DOGS
- E-CIGARETTES
- EGGS
- ELECTRICITY
- ENGLISH BREAKFAST
- FALSE NAILS
- FATHERHOOD
- FIBRE
- FISH
- FLIP FLOPS
- FLY SPRAY
- FRUIT
- GARDENS
- GOING TO MARS
- GRAPEFRUIT
- GRILLED MEATS
- HAIR DYE
- HAM
- HEIGHT
- HEIGHT (AGAIN)
- HONEY
- HOT DRINKS
- HRT
- INTERNET
- IVF
- KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS
- LAMB
- LARGE HEADS
- LEFT-HANDEDNESS
- LIPSTICK
- LIVER TRANSPLANTS
- MENOPAUSE
- MENSTRUATION
- METAL
- MILK
- MOBILE PHONES
- MOBILE PHONES AGAIN
- MODERN LIVING
- MONEY
- MORPHINE
- MOUTHWASH
- NUCLEAR POWER
- OBESITY
- OBESITY AGAIN (I THINK THEY HAVE A POINT ON THIS ONE – FINALLY)
- OESTROGEN
- OLDER FATHERs
- PASTRY
- PEANUTS (AND GRAINS)
- PEANUT BUTTER
- PERFUME
- PICKLES
- PIZZA
- PLASTIC BAGS
- PORK
- POTATOES
- POVERTY
- PREGNANCY
- PROCESSED FOODS
- PROCESSED MEAT
- RADIOACTIVITY
- RED MEAT
- RICE
- SAUSAGES
- RETIREMENT
- SEX
- SHAVING
- SKIING
- SOUP
- SPACE TRAVEL
- SPOTS ON YOUR NOSE
- SPRAY-ON SUNBLOCK
- SUGAR
- SUN CREAM
- TALCUM POWDER
- TAPEWORMS
- TEA
- TEEN SEX
- VIETNAM WAR
- VITAMINS
- VITAMIN E
- WATER
- WEED KILLER
- WI-FI
- WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE
- WORKING
- X-RAYS
To make this list fair, here is a list of things The Daily Fail says will cure cancer:
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