Apparently there’s some game called Kotaku that’s caught on with Japanese teens. It involves giants eating people or something. To be honest I don’t know why this has caught on, or if it even counts as a trend, but there you go. I am not the news decider, I am simply the conduit for the stories I find. The news comes through me, not from me. If you asked me, I wouldn’t write any of this rubbish. I don’t have a choice. I am merely an empty vessel that is filled by the media until it bursts all over the internode.
Actually, scrub that, I think it’s a game called Attack on Titan, or maybe that’s a series? Either way I couldn’t care less. Let’s get this out of the way shall we, so we can all get on with our day and forget we ever read this rubbish: