VIDEO: Pine Marten Attacks Footballer

In a week where a South American footballer kicks an owl to death on the pitch, one of his woodland buddies comes back to save the day. This brave little pine marten legs it on to the pitch during a match in Switzerland and runs amok.

He’s having none of this nature baiting. He burns around the pitch showing off his gnashers, easily out-skilling these nancy boy footballers.

Loris Benito tries to play the hard man and rugby tackles the tiny critter (what a bully). So, Peter pine marten shows him exactly what nature intended and gives him a bit of the old red-in-tooth-and-claw. Boom. I hope he gets rabies. Here’s a visual representation of how much cooler nature is than us:

 

COME ON NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!