In Brighton there’s a restaurant called “Burger Off” that reputedly cook up the spiciest burger in the world. I’m sure that’s an arguable title, I gave it a go and yes, it is hot. I had two bites and started hallucinating. I wouldn’t bother if I were you. So instead of doing anything like that myself, ever again I’ve been looking at chilli feats on YouTube. In general they are boring, it’s two guys eating something hot, then it hurts, then they pull a face, then they stop. Dull.
However this doodess is taking a different avenue… an avenue straight to her eyes. This Indian woman breaks the world record for rubbing chilli in her eyes. And, while that is a feat of human strength, it’s not as impressive as enduring Gordon Ramsay‘s company for a minute or two. This lady does both. Cowabunga. She must be the like virgin Mary but without the book written about her.
The chillies she is using to destroy her eyes are Ghost Nagas. They’re the hottest around (or at least one of the hottest). I’m sure you guys have chopped a chilli or two in your time, and touched your bits and bobs. You know that’s no joke. And for you gals I’ve been reliably informed that a finger/ chilli/ sensitive area interface is no giggle fit either. Makes cystitis feel like ice cream at Christmas I’ve heard. So imagine rubbing them into your eyes. Daft.
But for me, the real triumph of this video is the comments that come afterwards. Google plums shedding their unrelenting guff all over your eyes….
This comment is from user 947dani:
“Take 24 Chilies more In to your Ass Then it should be unbreakable Record”
Thanks for your time 947dani. Insightful. JaissieN adds to the conversation:
“she rubbing it on her eyelids, not exactly on in her eyes … a very big difference”
Errr…. yeah. Good point. If you are a moron. Thealice168 lifts the intellectual mood somewhat by informing us of the following:
“lol they spelled “break” wrong. they spelled it “brake””
And lastly a quick question from bloodcorer:
“after this bunch of chili pepper u ate what r u waiting to sh*t? flames or crap? explain me now”.
Ahhhh the internet, breaking boundaries of twaddle once again.
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